The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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