I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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