I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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