also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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