everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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