hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Your cock deserves a montage
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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