Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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