it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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