32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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