What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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