He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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