i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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