dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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