When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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