Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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