doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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