The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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