How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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