I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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