I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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