Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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