Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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