After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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