I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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