Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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