Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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