I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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