no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i wish my penis had a tongue
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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