You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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