why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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