And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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