Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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