So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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