Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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