Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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