I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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