Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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