I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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