We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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