Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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