ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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