so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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