There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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