So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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