I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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