that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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