i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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