Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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