I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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