So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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