Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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