we made out on top of his cat.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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