yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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