And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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