I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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