Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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