sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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