Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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